Howdy! My name is Eddie, and I’m here to give you advice. You know who you are; the fireman who’s watched coworker after coworker go up in flames; the housewife who finds her teenage son’s nudy mags under the bed when performing a routine marijuana search; that very same teenage boy who hides said lewd reading material under his bed in order to elude his parents into thinking he isn’t gay (and boy oh boy is he).

So to you I say this: the weak, the weary – people of the world, lend me your troubles and I’ll return them to you delicately and intimately after dissecting them on a public forum for all to see. Each letter is thoroughly read under the influence of Yukgaejang soup (mmm!) and a cup of steamy coffee with a pinch of nutmeg and lots of sugar (*drools*).

Please submit all of your queries to lil’ ol’ me and I’ll be more than happy to assist you with yo’ burdenz.