Unfortunately, this is going to be a really boring update about how I maybe did some stuff today. Winter is coming up, and I figure at some point you’ve just got to start preparing. What I’ve done, really, is act on my instincts and “collected” enough “nuts” for the barren season ahead. Except it’s 2008, and squirrels don’t exist anymore, so I’m modernizing it and saying that rather than a squirrel hording a bunch of shit in a tree, I worked on this here web site. You might be asking yourself, “What the shit did that have to do with anything?” or something. Hey, you’re perfectly allowed to do that. This is not to say that once winter hits I’m going to jump ship and live it up. This just isn’t realistic, really. I’m just preparing, I guess, because it’s a lot easier to slowly work on a lot of different things and then gradually release it, rather than just sit down and try to hammer a bunch of stuff out.

First and foremost, I’m going to show you something pretty lol and irrelevant. I’m in the process of POUNDING OUT bios for all of the writers on octonaut, so forgive me for pinching them out a few at a time. Next up is Jacob “crapabear” Capo and Ryan Butler. I had promised Ryan that I wouldn’t dare write a bio for him until he fulfills his contractual obligations on this here web site, which entails him writing ANYTHING else besides that 400-word article he submitted like last spring. I mean, really. Come on, dude.

Anyway.

Oyn Barclay
Dan Knighton

I love these guys. Really. They’re some wonderful people, so I wrote some wonderfully (true) things about them. This is for you, Ryan Butler: read these things. Read them and get it through your head how much love and dedication went in to my flaring prose. Read it and want it, my friend. It can be yours.

Eric Lane won’t let me write his, because he’s afraid it’s going to end up like Butler’s. It’s funny, because I’m the only one who knows wht that means, because I wrote the damn thing.

Also, if you’ll briefly shift your minds and eyes over to the reviews section, you’ll notice that I did something pretty, uh, all right. I think it looks good, anyway. I guess I should mention that I went through and added little speech bubbles that contain necessary information about the media we review here. That’s the “responsible” thing to do, so by God we’re going to do it. On that note, I will also add that I’m about to start reviewing things at an unprecedented rate. It’s going to be disgusting. Please anticipate it.

Feedback is adored, really, so feel free. I’m also in the process of having the comments switched over to an anonymous system where you’d simply put your name and email address in — no more of the signing up for WordPress business. I’ve gotten a few complaints about it, and yeah, nobody wants to have to sign  up for WordPress, so I understand. I’m getting it taken care of, I think.

Virgil, my cat, totally just ripped a poster off of my living room wall. I’m going to go do something about that. I’ll see you clowns later in the weekend. Or, at least, you’ll be hearing from me. We’ve got some new writers jumping on board, et cetera. Yeah.